Saigon Vice [Book Review]

H.L. Mencken once wrote: “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the Black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
Well, Joseph Clarke, author of Saigon Vice, tells us that a normal man may be tempted, at times, to quit his job, move to Vietnam and begin teaching English. 
He also tells us what happens to a man when he acts on this temptation.

Saigon Vice follows Dan, thirty years old and sick of life in suburban Warwick. He has a meaningless job, a loveless relationship, high prices and cultural passivity leave his social life barren. A stagnant lifestyle all too common in modern Britain.
When Dan learns that he can make a living teaching English abroad, he quits his job, leaves his girlfriend and moves to Saigon.
The city roars with the sound of motorbike engines. Pollution fills the air. Luxury hotels and skyscrapers loom over the poverty-stricken streets. Communist imagery contrasts a capitalist reality.
Dan soon finds himself deep in an underworld of expats, who take advantage of the low cost of living and poverty-induced desperation.
During the day, Dan works at the “Fun Speak” language school. At night, he hangs out in seedy bars and bordellos, where he can satisfy every impulse and hedonistic desire.
The longer Dan spends in the city, the deeper he drifts into the underworld. Eventually, he becomes lost in a haze of hookers and cheap booze.

The chapters are short and resemble well-written anecdotes. They can be chaotic, they can be perverse, they can be sad, they can be funny. As the story progresses, they become increasingly unhinged. Together they tell the tale of a man who becomes lost in his own addictions.

Out of all the fiction I’ve read this year, Saigon Vice certainly stands out. It’s articulately crafted yet easy to read. The mix of sharp prose and casual language makes the story feel real. I found the novel to be an entertaining yet devious read.

Saigon Vice was independently published and distributed via Amazon’s print-on-demand service.
It’s understandable that Clarke wanted to avoid the Kafkaesque farce that is contemporary publishing, however the book risks getting lost in the digital deluge.
Clarke’s decision to use an AI generated cover acts against him as potential readers may dismiss the book, assuming the text is a computer generated cash grab.
I think it would be an awful shame if a great book like Saigon Vice is overlooked. Don’t judge a book by its cover and order a copy of Saigon Vice.



Aleister Crowley: The Beast Demystified: Review

Aleister Crowley was one of the most colourful characters this country has ever produced.
It’s not surprising that over the years countless biographies have been written about the so-called “Wickedest Man in the World.”

One such book is “Aleister Crowley: The Beast Demystified” by Roger Hutchinson, which I picked up at a used book stall in Tynemouth.

Hutchinson provides a rather satisfactory discussion of Crowley’s upbringing with the Plymouth Brethren, education at Cambridge, mountain climbing expeditions, as well as his various lawsuits and scandals.

However, sometimes the book is more like “The Beast Un-detailed” than “The Beast Demystified.”
Crowley’s magickal practices and Occult religion, Thelema, are hardly touched upon at all.
Occult organisations such as A.’.A.’. are hardly mentioned. The Ordo Templi Orientis is only mentioned once, in a very passive manner.
Hutchinson does discuss Crowley’s time with Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn but focuses on the fallout surrounding the organisation.
For example, Crowley published details of their secret rites in his magazine “The Equinox.” This led to the organisation’s founder Samuel MacGregor Mathers, taking Crowley to court. Hutchinson covers the case without telling us anything about these rites at all.
Significant figures such as J.F.C Fuller and Leila Waddell become mere background characters in the narrative of Crowley’s life. 
Others, such as Israel Regardie, Grady McMurtry and Dennis Wheatley go unmentioned.
Readers with prior knowledge of Crowley’s life will be able to see that some aspects are completely glossed over.

Crowley certainly possessed many negative qualities. I think even dedicated Thelemites would have to admit this. But Hutchinson fixates on these qualities. He has almost nothing positive to say about Crowley. The book has a heavily biased tone.

Given that he doesn’t like Crowley and has no interest in Magick, I can’t help but wonder why Hutchinson bothered to write about the Beast at all.

As much as I’ve enjoyed revisiting the adventurous life of the Master Therion, I do wish I’d read a better biography.
I’ve heard a lot of good things about “Perdurado” by Richard Kaczynski. Perhaps I should have read that instead.